THE SCHEME-ATIC CUP

THE PERFECT CLOSED SYSTEM WHEREIN I SUCKLE UPON YOUR ATTENTION AND MY SUCKLING ENTERTAINS AND REPLENISHES YOUR MIND SO THAT I MAY ONCE AGAIN SUCKLE UPON IT AND MY SUCKLING ENTERTAINS YOU SO THAT IT REPLENISHES YOUR MIND ALL THE WHILE I AM THERE SUCKLING AND BOY MY SUCKLING GIVES YOU A CHUCKLE! A CHUCKLE THAT REPLENISHES YOUR MIND! A MIND CHUCKLE! A CHUCKLE I CAN NOURISH MYSELF ON! AND WHEN I DO THAT GIVES YOU A CHUCKLE! A CHUCKLE THAT NOURISHES YOUR MIND! AND WHEN I SEE THAT YOUR MIND HAS BEEN PROPERLY NOURISHED, I SUCKLE! I SUCKLE YOUR CHUCKLE! I SUCKLE IT ALL UP!

TO BE USED FOR:

1. CONSUMING LIQUIDS
2. MAKING UR FRIENDS PEE DURING A SLEEPOVER

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• Ceramic
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

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Disclaimer: give the art some slack i drew it